RIP to what could’ve been. Today, I mourn the loss of a first date that never even left the group chat. We matched, we talked for a solid week, exchanged some emojis, got hyped for the date—only for her to hit me with the ‘unmatch and block’ combo right before showtime. Our last convo was all ‘I can’t wait to see you,’ and then… poof. I guess he couldn’t wait, literally. Anyway, thoughts and prayers for this short-lived love story that ended before it even started.