When you have been called Liability Lozza for most of your life because well if it’s not dropping an F Bomb at inappropriate times it’s doing something totally stupid. Today is no exception. Forgot to turn the knob on my cooker off when last cooked and only turned it off by power supply (which also powers my washing machine) Burnt bank statement for moi. Least I know it’s not me being stupid as such and actually there is a reasoning behind it.