Has a presidential campaign ever crashed and burned this hard? Dukakis, Mondale, McGovern certainly lost by more than Ronald McGarbageman here is likely to, but did they humiliate themselves so defiantly before even making it to Election Day? It would be like if Dukakis wore that army helmet at every speech for the rest of the campaign and started to graffiti it with penises and "I'm with stupid" arrows pointing down at himself.