2024-10-11 23:51
I’m at the liquor store and grab the last BOTTLE of Yellow Tail Shiraz—an Australian wine. It’s red, it’s tasty, and it’s affordable.
“Excuse me,” interrupts a young woman. “Pardon me. Hi. Is that the last bottle of Yellow Tail? It’s my absolute favourite wine.”
“Oh really?” I reply. “It’s probably my tenth favourite. Maybe not even that. Okay, have a nice evening.”
“But, sir? I really love that wine,” she pleads. “I’ll give you $10 for the bottle.”
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