So I went out tonight with one of my really good friends, and I got kind of drunk. Now I know that there are people out there who get drunk and they call that one person. Well, I literally rizzed up my husband who is like 300 miles away on a boat the whole night. I know some people will like call that certain ex or call that one person they've been messing around with. But me? Literally I will call and text my husband and flirt with him like he's a man I've never met before.