Dear hotels: Some of you go all out for the luxury items, robes (one for each arm), slippers, drinks, all the amenities. But toilet paper. That’s the line! No luxury there. Ever. Trust me, add a luxury roll of toilet paper to the mini bar. It would be charged to every room. Or a bidet. Anyways, I have opinions and sometimes Darcy doesn’t want to hear about it so here we are. Tolerate you, Jer