One time I was grocery shopping with my nine-year-old son and out of the blue he said, “I wonder if it’s hard to be a virgin.” That caught me off guard but I saw it as a teaching opportunity. I said, “Yes, it can be hard, but it’s important to wait for the right time and the right person and many people manage to wait.” He look confused, and then he blurted out 1/2 parenting

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幾秒內	Helen Anderson andershelen	“Vegan! I meant vegan!” (Now he’s 28 and vegan.) 2/2
2 小時內	Jennifer Woods moocow1975	Believe it or not when I was 8 years old my brother wanted my hotdog sandwich he told me my hotdog was dead. I started crying and put it on the table. He immediately picked it up and ate it. I am 68 he’s 66 . He brings this up constantly.
2 小時內	ques.tions2214	I once worked pantry at a high end catering job. We were sending out polenta to pass on trays . One of the servers was describing it as “placenta” to the guests.
3 小時內	Joy Blake joy_blake_	Haha. I am embarrassed to tell this, but it is funny now. When I was about 15, my brother and I were in the car with our mother. My brother said something rude to me, and I told him to stop being a dildo. I obviously had no idea what that meant. My mom and brother almost peed themselves laughing. My mother did turn tomato red when she told me what it meant.
3 小時內	Clark Family bllclark	My sister once ordered nookie at an Italian restaurant. She meant gnocchi. She was a teen and the waiter was a cute teen boy. He turned red and my parents burst into laughter. My sister was mortified once she realized the correct pronunciation.
4 小時內	Tricia Devine missusde	Reminds me of a video of a dad asking his young daughter to repeat what she had asked for...she kept saying she wanted "lesbian". As he's trying not to laugh she says, "You know, like spaghetti" and the light bulb goes off. "Is it lasagna??" "Yes!!!"
4 小時內	Candice Fitzgibbons candifitzgibbons	When I was little I told my mom that I had hookers in my mouth. She was completely confused until I showed her the little white spots. My mom (and our many boarders at the time ) had a good laugh when they figured out that I had CANKERS, not hookers..🤪🤪🤪
4 小時內	gretchenstravels	Years ago, my toddler and I were shopping and he saw The Aristocats VHS. He loved the movie and started yelling, "I want titties!" I grab the movie and we quietly leave the area. Kids!
4 小時內	Throck Gildersleeve ajnnhp	Female friend discussing which seafoods she most liked talked about testicles for twenty minutes.
7 小時內	Megan Drummond md9206	As a server I heard some funny pronunciations of dishes, but the best was when an older, well dressed, very snobby couple placed their order. The man said “we’re going to share the fa-JAI-tas”. I thought he said vaginas, then laughed thinking he was joking. He wasn’t. “Erm, I’ll get those fa-HE-tas right away sir…”