Things I trust more than Donald Trump. 1. Allowing my kids to be altar boys for the local diocese. 2. Going to Jeffrey Dahmers for dinner. 3. Vladimir Putin 4. A Loan from Lorenzo Mannini 5. The local youth pastor. 6. Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene 7. 3 day old tuna fish, left on the counter. 8. A quiet dog.