Constitution party

Conservatives

It is self evident that the Republican party follows Mammon, Their leader has fornicated and cheated himself into the highest echelons of society

Who the fuck is “we all”??? The Bible is shit fiction and I don’t want my life controlled by some poor rewrite of Oedipus.

Definitely the left. Jesus was a socialist. And Jewish. The right HATES the Jews for some weird reason, I don't know why. Their "king" himself has said that if he loses, it's their fault. Words without actions are empty. It's not enough to SAY you are a Christian, you also have to do good works. The left believes in actually feeding the poor, healing the sick (through healthcare), and not judging others for whatever life they choose to live.

As if a majority of a population has “read” the bible

RELIGION HAS NO PLACE IN GOVERNMENT! KEEP THEM SEPARATE!

Not the party that follows a sex offender who was literally recorded bragging about it.

Neither. The Bible is an oddly-specific anthology of ancient literature, wherein the various authors often disagree with each other.

Dunno, ask your god-fearing orange cult leader. He’s apparently the ‘chosen one.’ Just curious though, how does his behavior align with your christian principles? The porn stars, the pussy grabbing, the sexual assaults, the decades of theft and fraud? Does that factor into the answer to your loaded question?