Back to Portland in 48 hrs Excited To Come Home To: -go back to work and give everyone gifts i got them -sweater weather -$28 cheeseburgers -Kamala/Trump masturbation circles -that dent on the side of my car -allegedly racist brunch spot owners -allegedly chill Gen Xers -reading emails over every cafe laptop jockey’s shoulders. -youtube commercials in english -superior American toilet paper -stealing paper bags in self checkout -a huge list of chores i forgot to do before i left