-Protecting Young Adults From Marriage Act: We all know people that got married way too young. Here's how I'm gonna stop that. Anyone younger than 25 that wants to get married needs to have five friends sign off on it. Family doesn't count. -Parking Lot and Shopping Cart Etiquette: Parking like an idiot will result in a suspended license, or loss of license for habitual offenders. Failure to return your cart to the store/corral will be a felony.