I'm confused about what's wrong with the second friend? They're literally at work and it doesn't seem like you've made it sound like an emergency or like you're in some way unable to get yourself to the hospital. It sounds like you're not a great friend yourself

This is the best example of a narcissist I've seen in a while

Dude stop being a baby. 1. Your leg wasn’t even that bad. When my friends dog bit my arm and started jerking it around leaving 5 holes in my arm, you know what I did? I patched myself up, and didn’t expect people to baby me. 2. The second friend said nothing wrong. You just want people to read your mind and automatically know that you want them to do a million and 1 checks on you. Don’t do that, because that’s not a friend. That’s just a child in an adults body’s.