2024-10-24 21:29
Me: I'd like to cancel our 75Mbps DSL at this office because we've closed the location.
AT&T: We're so sorry to lose you. Is there anything we can do to convince you to stay?
Me: No, because that office is permanently closed. It doesn't exist anymore.
AT&T: Can we move it to your new location?
Me: Our main location has dual 10Gig fiber connections.
AT&T: Let me put you on hold while I check what we offer.
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AT&T: It looks like 75Mbps is the fastest we offer in that area.
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