My other post this morning has blown up fairly well so here’s a little more gasoline: to the collection of dudes out there shooting for some middle ground who say things like “I’m ok with abortion to save the life of the mother but not when it’s just used as birth control” and whatnot, I offer you this unassailable truth from someone who has been a man lo these 55 years on our planet: If men could get pregnant we would be able to get an abortion at a goddamn ATM machine.