Yesterday my Other Half was judged by another parent.
He was pushing Little One on the swings. Little One likes us to sing songs as we push but kept asking for “the ocean song”.
Other Half had no idea what this was (neither of us do!) & had to say “I’m sorry I don’t know that one”.
At which point the Mum next to him did a sigh eye roll like “urgh typical Dad doesn’t know how what his kid likes!”
Except Other Half isn’t that Dad & he knew it. So he started listing all the usual songs…