So, I’m on a video call with my husband, right? Mid-chat, I realize my lips are dry as the Sahara. So, in true celebrity fashion, I pull a smooth exit, apply my gloss like it’s a life-saving procedure, then slide back into the frame, acting like I was born with this juicy pout. I’m lying there, all casual, pretending I just “wake up like this.” Not even a minute in, and hubby goes, “Wait, what happened to your lips? Did you sneak off to put on lip gloss?!” 😂