I’d put him on probation. At least he sort of knew who Cris Stapleton is.

😂😂😂😂

Australians always shorten names and end them with an o or an i or y. So I'm Johnny or johnno. Or Selly. Tasmania is known as Tassie. Gold Coast is Goldy and so on. It's a pet name.

Your boyfriend is Australian and this is your first exposure to classic name shortening? How many hours have you been together? Has it been hours yet?

Surely at some point he's called you Leese by now.

Yes. He's too good for you.

No need to do that. You seem cool enough to date an Australian. Don't worry that you're not good enough. Be proud of the fact that you're punching above your weight.

Defo no.

Your boyfriend should end the relationship

I've never met an Aussie who doesn't have some kind of nickname. Even single syllable names like Jack get turned into Jacko or Jazza or J-dog or some similar nonsense.