So we put Dad in a FoodSaver container. “Sorry, you f**king what now?” I hear you cry. Look, there are a couple of things you need to know about Dad. The first one is, he was frugal. His hero was Disney’s Uncle Scrooge, Donald Duck’s famously wealthy yet stingy relative. 2/27

We buried my FIL in a Crown Royal bottle and velvet bag. All the kids got shot bottles of ashes.

First - BRILLIANT, second - we are thinking of having some of Mom’s ashes turned into diamonds (but it’s $$$), so will need to access her ashes. Might need to think about doing this for her (she’d LAUGH hilariously at the thought).