R4: Mummy I want you to put a camera (CCTV) at the stairs. M: Mmm, I don’t think so. R4: But I want! (this, coming from a toddler who is afraid of cameras at night) M: Nope. We don’t need it there. R4: But you love me what! M: Mmm yeah, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to do everything you say! R4: (walks away in toddler-disappointment) knackeredbuthighonchatter