Only if we were able to harvest enough whale oil to keep the igloo warm while Santa flees south.

How do you have access to the internet and still be stupid enough to ask this?

We celebrate Thanksgiving in October and Christmas in November.

Well i am certain the author realized that moslems do not celebrate the Christ Mass, that is why there could no more be Christ Mass in Canada tham in Gaza.

We worship the ice god Igloo and celebrate icemass

No, we're too busy fishing. We have Santa Cod who will appear from the ocean and give us gifts from the bounty. Maybe some hip waders or tall rubber boots. It's a magical time here in the North.

We aren’t allowed to celebrate Xmas anymore because it offends overly sensitive idiots.

Average threadtard

We all gather round the Giant Water Faucet for a lighting ceremony where we feast on 🐶 and 🐱

No. We celebrate Syrup Solstice the night before New Year’s Eve, eh.