“mY fAMiLy wILL fiNaLLy bE aBLe to HOLd OuR hEaDs aBOvE wATeR….” Great news! Now that you’re no longer drowning in grocery bills, you’ll be able to clearly see the hellscape looming on the horizon. Once Project 2025 knocks away our rights, our federal agencies, educational access, healthcare and freedom, I bet you’ll be wishing those mythical $9/dozen eggs were still your biggest threat.