To all the Americans thinking of moving to Australia: Keep in mind that Australia is NOT America. You probably won’t be able to afford to live in major cities as housing crises is a real thing. Guns are not accessories here and can’t be purchased at Costco. We don’t supersize everything and force customers to tip staff instead we pay them the right wages. We don’t idolise Hollywood perverts and our working culture is not toxic like yours!

It took my Americans here 6-10 years to become citizens and tens of thousands of dollars.