it’s a knife when…   -ur leftover sammy is stolen at work (ik it was u kim, i could smell the tuna on your breath all day)   -no one tells u about the lettuce in ur teeth   -when penjamin dies mid-blinker    -when no one understands my brain rot   -when the pickle isn’t crunchy   -when u have to bring lunch from home    -when u forget to ask for no tomatoes