Talking about the presidential election results on the way to the mall: Dionne: “My teacher said Donald Trump won the election. Is he the President now?” Me: “No, honey, not until January. Joe Biden will still be President until then.” Dionne: “What?! Joe Biden is in the fart song!”(Thank you Apple Music for that gem) A few seconds of pondering later: “I thought Snoop Dogg was gonna be President.” Given the last 8 years, I can’t rule that possibility out kid. Kanye v. Snoop 2028?