2024-11-10 20:01
Anonymous:
To impress a woman, I took her to dinner. Nice high end restaurant. We ordered appetizers, but instead of one, she ordered two. I had to use the restroom, so she ordered while I was inside. Afterward, I returned to order. While eating appetizers, she ordered a glass of wine and another ten minutes later. When our food arrived, she had ordered two entrees while I was in the restroom. I said, 'You must pay for your food,' and she said, 'No, you are.' I