2024-11-12 03:04
10 Things I’d rather do than watch the inauguration:
1. Root canal
2. Root canal with no anesthesia
3. Swim in a river of piranhas
4. Swim naked in a river of piranhas
5. Go thru high school again
6. Take the SAT for fun
7. Eat raw liver
8. Get frostbite on all my digits
9. Clean my toilets with my own toothbrush
10. Listen to fingernails on a chalkboard 24/7
You?
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