Today I was happily WFH, (ok the happy part is a lie, but whatever) when my phone rang. My next door neighbour who has a severe spider phobia was all like “COME GET THIS FREAKING HUGE SPIDER OUT OF MY HOUSE!!! AARRRGH!!”. So out in my pyjamas I go (it’s always the day I haven’t bothered to get dressed!) and she’s shrieking “I think it’s a funnel web!!”. Me, being somewhat of a spider lover was like “oh hang on then, we need a container and a lid so I can take it to the reptile park so they can