And I say, “I don’t understand what about me is giving off I’m into women.” And my friend gets frustrated and says, “No, Kat, nothing about you gives off that vibe. ______ is stupid for even saying that.” Since this is the first person to not have gotten the impression that I’m a lesbian, I ask, “Then why am I single?” My friend doesn’t even pause before he says, “because you don’t have patience to deal with bullshit.” And this is 100% true, bless my friend for knowing me so well. 5/?