I opened the front door and then I needed to have my big toenail stitched back in place. 0/10, do not recommend. I also fell off the front porch because I couldn’t see the steps at 6am, the concrete all blended together in the dim light. Both of these were dog-related injuries!

Broke my nose getting headbutted by an enthusiastic, friendly dog. A corgi.

I didnt wait for my bagel bites to cool and now I have a blister on my lip.

I sneezed and hurt my back. Honestly i think i have herniated disc to begin w but i was feeling fine and then i sneezed and bent wrong and had back pain and tingling down my leg. Fun times being old

Tripped over a bunched up carpet trying to squeeze past a patient going into work one morning. Stumbled and couldn’t catch myself but thankfully the solid wood security desk stopped me. I wanted to crawl in a hole and die. I was so embarrassed bc i also yelled the f word fairly loudly as i was falling. Gave myself my first ever black eye

Are you even human if you haven’t caught your pinky toe on a door frame and were convinced you ripped off ? Multiple times. No? Just me oh ok