I was at Bali airport minding my business, when I spotted a lady with a little too much… exposure. Trying to be a good citizen, I told her, Hey, just so you know your butthole is showing. Instantly, she turned red, called me a pervert! So I shot back panicking with a weird excuse, Look, I’m gay, I’m just trying to help! She stared at me & I realized my slip-up. Uh, I meant butt crack is showing, I corrected, feeling the cringe. We both burst out laughing at my misfire.