My boss (who also happens to be my cousin): “But remember that Easter in ‘94 when you cried at Grandma’s because we ate your pickles?” Me: “I remember the absence of the pickle bowl one year? But—“ My cousin/boss: “Yeah, well, Grandma yelled at us for it because you sulked like a baby! Those were YOUR pickles aPpaReNtLy” Me: “…….” Boss Cousin: “……guess what your Christmas bonus is gonna be this year…..” Me: “…. if it’s pickles, I swear to g—“ Boss Cousin: “IT’S PICKLES.”