I got pulled over dding when I was 18 and my bf was 21. His friend was 18 and drunk so the cop said he was going to jail. I’m not going to mention why I had fresh lube in my car but my ex grabs the bottle and gives it to the officer with, “he’s going to need this.” Straight face. I died, the officer let his friend go because he was laughing so hard. True story.