I have a @stephenking story. In early 2010s I was living in London and my spouse and I decided to go to the V&A. There was supposed to be a tour in about 10 minutes, so I parked myself on some benches. Who strolled up to join the group? Tabitha and Stephen King. Being the world's most awkward person, I couldn't say, "hey, are you Stephen King? Thanks for making my adolescence bareable." Instead, we toured the V&A with them. I couldn't even bring myself to whisper to my spouse, so he had no clue.