If you had a sister and a dog, I'd choose the dog

Ahhhh, “Wisdom chases you, you’re just too fast.” “You’re sharp as a marble”

I haven't seen you since the fifth grade! When did you graduate?

“He could fall in a barrel of tits and come out sucking his thumb.” “….with those lowercase teeth.” “His car? It SOUNDS fast.” “got two brain cells fighting for third place.”

Actually an ex in HS called me a “lint licker” in all seriousness and I was completely taken aback. He won 😭😂