My number one pet peeve? Folks who let their kids "press the buttons" on debit/credit machines or self check outs. Just STOP. They're meant for business, not play.

I have two: -People who grunt in the gym. -People talking extra loud on their phone in public - gym, train, etc.

People deciding they don’t want something at the store and putting it in a random spot. The worst is when it’s a perishable product.

People who park in a tiny residential street in the city without front gardens and leave their engine running for 5-20 mins to keep warm while the wife is running errands. Dear sir, my sofa is just behind the wall next to the pavement. Please don’t…. If you also have loud music on I’m ready to come kick your door in.

When I ask someone for example, in customer service how they are doing and they bulldoze to their question. Pause, genuinely.. I’m curious. how are you doing?!?

That but especially when it’s been only a couple of minutes since getting your food

when i’m serving i say “how did everything come out for you guys?” to make sure their food came out how they wanted it and there’s no issues

Did you also notice whenever they asked that question, it was always when your mouth was full, so you had no choice but to nod?

This chicken tastes like futility and the brussel sprouts are dissonance personified!

When people wash dishes and they are all greasy still but they put them away like nothing is there 🤢