Story Time: A few years back, I was traveling around Thailand and had a tour guide named Hod. He was a very nice dude and was talking to me about my tattoos. He said that he really liked them, but doesn't have any of his own, because in the village where he lived it is not acceptable and they would be cut off his body were anyone to see them. The conversation then proceeds to take an ominous turn when he asks me to marry him and go live at his family home. Needless to say, I promptly declined.