Your baby enters the world and gets the deluxe starter pack:⁣ ⁣ ☑️ Vitamin K (to stop bleeding you’ve never heard of).⁣ ☑️ Hepatitis B (because newborns are known for risky adult behavior).⁣ ☑️ RSV (because, you know, science).⁣ ☑️ Erythromycin (for STIs their monogamous mother probably doesn’t have). 🫠⁣ ⁣ Let’s be honest: Are these interventions about prevention or about following rules no one questions?⁣ ⁣ Questioning protocols isn’t rebellion—it’s responsibility.