Not sure if Teesside (or the UK in general for that matter) has a Hooters? 🦉 I know my friends love that place and um, well, they’re (kinda) funny, loving and loyal. The communicate well may be pushing it.

At the big winter carnival in that town where all the Hallmark movies are filmed? He's usually the local handyman.

No idea. But there are a few non-handsome ones w all of the other qualities at work, at home, at the gym, hiking, mountain biking, etc. some like to fish or ride dirt bikes. They go to bed early and some dont like drinking.

You passed him up in your friend zone 10 years ago.

I guess we’re both praying for miracles, but Godis in the miracle business