Not the sharpest tool in the shed, eh?

Not only does this logic fail because the days of week are also named after various pagan gods, but also let's not forget xtians fucked up the measurements so bad that we have a 150+ year gap in what should have actually been 0 AD and what it actually is. We're literally living in a mistaken timeline thanks to the xtians and their horrible math

Because religion was plausible back in those flat earth days.

🤣🤣🤣 that’s the dumbest thing ever

What about the Chinese calendar?

Because entitled Christians set up laws and conventions that affect everyone, even Atheists.