I keep blankets over the backs of my sofas for this reason. My cat is a real snuggle bug and likes to make biscuits on my lap, ruining trousers in the process. She now understands the command “wait!” means that I’m getting a blanket and she can jump into my lap in a few seconds.

Murder biscuits is what i call them! My little boy cat is notorious for it. I try to have some sort of blanket or cushion close to give myself a little protection