My favorite favorite fact is that humans aren’t oysters. Maybe not my FAVORITE fact, but it’s pretty far up there.

We also eat them!

Are you an oyster?

An oyster is an almost inert filter feeding life form whose characteristics and cerebral capacity is closer to a rock than a human. Just because something happens in other parts of nature doesn’t mean it’s something we should adopt as a reasonable thing for humans Fun fact, father crocodilians will eat all their children to make sure they don’t have their compition for food, this is why the mother makes the nest and raises them in isolated areas. If a human did this they would be executed.

So now they identify as oysters.