the difference between liberals & right wingers can be effectively encapsulated in their sex scandals: 1.) liberals generally fuck adults who’re drawn to their magnetic charm & charisma, for free & consensually. they get shit for it due to the power dynamic differentials (employee/intern) or cuz they’re married 2.) right wingers either have to pay people (including teens/children) to fuck them or sexually assault them. they get shit for it cuz it’s blatantly illegal & predatory