Me: NYC you’re pissing me off. I’m done with you. I don’t care if you’re my home. I’m moving to some random small town. Also me: Girl, sit yo tail somewhere. You like food too much and you like variety. How’s that move gonna work for you when you’re randomly craving saikyo miso ice cream? Me: I’ll learn how to cook. Also me: 🤣 Girl, go on and sign a new lease. You ain’t going nowhere. Me: 😩😭