I always tell the passengers they are going to make their connecting flight when in fact they are NOT . 🥲

When asked for directions outside of my base airport I just tell them to go down that way and make a right.

I say I’m pregnant when I’m asked to put a bag up. What are they going to do? Make me pee on a stick right there?

Sometimes on the jump seat when my crew member is sharing their life story and inquires about mine I just tell them something from a book or movie bc I’ll never see you again and my business isn’t your business

When I’m doing service and I repeatedly ask someone what they want and they don’t answer, I move on and when they try to get my attention, I pretend I don’t see nor hear them and keep it pushing

Question to yall - are the coffee pots really never cleaned?

When the lavatory is too dirty/flooded and i dont want to clean it, i will lock it from outside and told pax its broken 😌

I’m not mad at this thread at all, I appreciate y’all! Having to deal with some bullshit and crazy ppl