When my husband and I were first married, I would buy a big bottle of shampoo and a big bottle of conditioner. After two weeks, I would have no shampoo and half the conditioner. Me to husband: use the conditioner so that the bottles are empty at the same time. Him: I ain’t using that stuff, that’s girl stuff. Me: thanks, I appreciate that. A few weeks later he is driving and I have my hand on his head, messing with his hair. Me: your hair is really soft today. Did you use that conditioner? 1/2