It’s December. It is December! Can you believe it’s December? IT IS FUCKING DECEMBER. December it is. DECEMBER. How is it already December? HOW? It’s officially December. December. DECEMBER. I can’t believe it’s December. December. December. December? December. December has arrived. DECEMBER. Decipher? December. Knock knock. Who’s there? December. December who? DECEMBER. This ember? December. It is December.