2024-12-03 22:51
Santa vs The Tooth Fairy
::The soft jingling of bells and soft creak of leather as Santa approaches the cookies and milk set out for him::
*from behind*
"We meet again, Nicholas"
::cut to Tooth Fairy fashioning ninja stars out of a child's bicuspid::
*hushed whisper*
"Fey, what are you doing here?!"
"Finishing what we started, I see those cheeks are still rosy from the last time..."
"Yes, well, a sack of quarters will do that to you!"
“One must use the tools provided, no?” *Fey grins*