Helicopter

Wait! How is this a privilege? I mean… really i alreay have jacked a fuy off.. thats a lot of work.. i already eat plenty and what i want.. i burp and fart if i gotta.. i guess go out and drink a ton and make a fool of myself.. but i been there and done that.. so ooooo yeah!! I dont know!

Wa n *ing 🤐

Only on 1 condition: that the man I swap with, will experience what it's like to be a woman. Hormones, premenstrual cramps and mood swings INCLUDED. ⚜️ I would unabashedly scratch my balls, fart and burp regardless of whether I'm in company or not, I'd pee standing in every dirty and smelly corner of the street and I'd make bad but witty, misogynistic jokes. Uhm, Wait! 🤚 Please Universe, judging from what I've written above; don't make me switch places with a pig. Thank you. 🤣

fucking

Regret after 1 hour

Negotiate my salary. Based on my new gender I will get a 10-25% raise, no arguments needed.

Commit a crime and run for President of the United 🇺🇲

Park the car properly....