Me to Client: Hey you have a warrant for your arrest, if you come into the office they will detain you. Or if you turn yourself in, you might be able to get on the court call the sooner and they can quash and recall your warrant Client: Ok imma turn myself in, and imma ask my judge to put me on EM cuz imma feel like a thug.. Me: 😳 Excuse me, what? Whew this child is crazy..