If you voted for Trump you are a boot licking piece of shit who should crawl back to whatever rancid hive of ignorance and trash spawned you and stay there where us cool people who not only believe but know that trans people deserve to be free and safe never have to see your stupid incel nonsense. If you disagree, you can fuck yourself for the next four years ya stupid jackass.

My mom says stuff at work she can’t At home 😂😂😂 (emergency nurse, so it’s a combo of “extremely gross, morbid, hella dark, or patient privacy”)

This thread is popping off so I'd like to use it to say: go listen to by design by kid cudi and Andre Benjamin

My Mom said to me on the phone re: the 🍊💩🤡 "that fucker's mouth looks like an asshole!" She was 90-something at the time. Lost her in '19 at 98, miss her bunches 🥰❤️ Also, when we adopted our Aussie Cattle Dog we wanted an Australian name, so we named her Tucker. I told my Mom that and she said " who'd you name her that? It sounds like fucker!" She was a kick in the pants.... 😅

I got in trouble when a new supervisor told me what had to be done on a job I had been doing for years and I said "No shit." It was a group mtg. She said I was disrespectful and did I use that around my kids. I told her my kids were older than her and had heard me cuss on numerous occasions.

I spent thanksgiving visit trying to convince my mom that she needs to cuss more to alleviate her headaches 😉 😘

I’m a mom. Not only would my kids say that in front of me, I’m proud when they do. I taught them well.

OMG these comments are AMAZING 🤩

I'd get fired so fast

I grew up watching George Carlin stand up *with* my parents. That'd be a low fuckin bar lol